And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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