I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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