stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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