does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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