doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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