Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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