Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have aggressive nipples.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
