He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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