You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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