we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she pinky promised me she was 18
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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