god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
