Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Randomize
