: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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