So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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