Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm always down for nudity.
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