I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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