You work out of a Hotel?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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