VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
