do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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