Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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