I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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