I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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