just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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