this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize