fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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