Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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