summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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