O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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