youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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