Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
