Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
as a side note pls kill me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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