Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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