I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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