She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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