I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You pole danced in your parka.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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