just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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