it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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