Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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