I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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