yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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