Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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