Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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