I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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