the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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