I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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