just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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