Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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