we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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