She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
only if we run a train.
done.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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