grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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