doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
