The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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