TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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