You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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